What Are You Searching For?

Joe and I sometimes talk about what advertisements for religions would look like. For instance, if you were going to try and attract more people to the Mormon church, you could mention that there is the possibility of having as many wives as you want, if that’s your thing. Catholics can get high on all that insense in the churches and Baptists get to sing really loud even if they can’t sing well at all. Those things might be really appealing to certain kinds of people. Jehovah Witnesses, however, really have no good marketing scheme available. They don’t let you celebrate holidays or have birthdays. What kind of people are these that never let you get older? Hey. If you’re born as a JW, how do you know how old you are? Wait. If I join now can I stay 33 forever?