Girl, 10 years old or so, with her slightly older brother and wearied father in the airport eatery waiting for their food:
Girl: No! No! stomps her foot three times in a row and whines
Dad: in a whispered hiss Stop it! This is not a game!
Boy: If it was, you’d be losing.
Girl: to her brother Shut up!
Dad: to his daughter Shut up!
Boy: to his sister Shut up!
Dad: to his son Shut up!
20 minutes later….
Girl: Do you think we have enough time to go to Seattle? *silence* Brother! Do you think we have enough time to go to Seattle?
Boy: You sound like an idiot!
Dad: to his son Shut up!
Girl: to her brother Shut up!
Boy: to his sister Shut up!
Dad: to his son Shut up!