Because I have been stuck in bed for the past few days, I have been absorbing way more than any person should know about Goldie (actually very smart!) and Kate (as sweet as she appears!), J-Lo (actually has a legitimate music career!), Cameron Diaz (i would like my ass to look like hers in roos!), the right way to fold a t-shirt courtesy of Martha Stewart (i don’t care! i roll mine!), who incidentally, licked jam off of David Letterman’s finger last night (it looked like blood!), watching Kelly Ripa pick a splinter out of Regis’s foot, (I AM NOT A FOOT PERSON!!) and watching episodes of Project Runway that I’ve seen probably five times but still enjoy way too much (yay! vincent is finally out!).
A very thoughtful person sent me a box of books, music and even a game to help my mind not turn into a bowl of oatmeal. Thank you, Amy. And, my husband thanks you since it keeps me from being quite as crabby.
Wow, look at me, my name all up in Leah lights! I am glad to have unknowingly timed your package so perfectly. I hope you enjoy the spoils. That game thing is freaky, no?
Cameron Diaz has a nice ass, but J-Lo’s is way better.
omg cameron’s ass – yes, this is what i have dreamed of my entire life.
i would buy it.
also, i LOVE project runway like no other, despite my general ‘meh’ in the direction of fashion. so, more importantly, vincent is out AGAIN. obviously their little stunt last night was simply to enrage briefly all viewers. jerks.
now it’s to the point though where i don’t want anyone to leave, and i hate that point. the end is always sad.
That’s sort of my problem when I go to the gym–celebrity overload on the TVs that are everywhere there. The scary part is when you find yourself actually wondering about the celebrity later. Does Vince Vaugh *really* love Jennifer Anniston? Then, it’s time for TV detox.
The other day I was in the grocery store and two produce clerks (one male, one female) were having a deep and intense discussion about the Vaugh/Aniston relationship. After some time they concluded that yes, it IS serious and they really do love each other. Then they moved on to the question: Brad Pitt’s baby or Tom Cruises’s baby, which is cuter?