Our rep as Americans keeps getting better and better. It’s like the neightbor that you know sneaks in your home when you go out of the house for a few hours. They don’t exactly steal anything that you’d notice for a few days and then by the time you do notice, you just can’t be sure it was them. Or the neighbor that let’s their dog come and take a great big dump on your lawn and then walks away like it’s no big deal. Or the neighbor that has a huge party, because they can, invites everyone in the world and tells them to park in your driveway, because they can, hands them toilet paper and shaving cream, because they can, and then acts like it’s not their fault when your house is trashed the next morning. Because they can. Or the people that live a few cities over and decide to come and blow up your house because they don’t agree with the fake deer on the front lawn. That is how the rest of the world views us.
“MOSCOW (Reuters) – A Russian village was left baffled Thursday after its lake disappeared overnight. [ ] “I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us,” said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.”