Today's Letter

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From: kirk “hance”
Date: Sat, January 24, 2004 3:53 pm
To: ask@leahpeah.com
Priority: Normal

Dear Kirk from the UK,

I can tell by your letter that you must be extremely upset about something. The fact that you sent the very same message twice suggests insistence. The fact that it�s incoherent suggests you must have been beside yourself with worry. Alas, your mind all a jumble; your little fingers typing away but making no sense�.or maybe your fake nails are too long?

If I could, I�d like to try and decipher your message.

Umm… Nope. I got nothing.

best,

leahpeah