Stuart

Just thought I’d let you know that all is well with our mouse, Stuart. We fed him well last night. We left him not one, but two little cheese meals. It doesn’t matter that they were attatched to little death traps. He ate like a king.

He is very clever.

I’m done feeling generous of spirit.
I’m not going to try to entice him into a little rodent condo so I can help him relocate any longer. He has only scoffed at our offering.

He won this last round.
But just wait, Stuart.
Just wait.
Now it’s personal.