I’m typing with pink gloveds on and sometimes I mwss up on some typingh letters.
Today I have made a new discovery. My belly button is not centered. I know. I can’t believe it either. But when I look straight down, it’s slightly to the right. Question 1: When did this happen? Sub-question 1a) If this happened at birth, why did I never, ever notice it even during my high-primping days in high school when you compare practically every body part to all your girlfriends? Sub-question 1b) If my mother loved me, why didn’t she have is surgically moved to the center? Sub-question 1c) If this happened recently, what in the hell could have happened to make my belly button move slightly to the right? What does an event of that magnitude look like?
Question 2: Am I the only one of my kind out there? I can’t say that I’ve noticed anyone else’s belly button being skewed. Question 3: Does this somehow take my level of hawtness down a notch? I can’t help but feel a little less sexy now….. Question 4: Can I somehow blame this on my parents?
why don’t you get it pierced or tattooed and have an arrow point to where it should be? and a piercing will make is sexy. like mine.