My Dreams Are Coming to Life

No kidding. A giant popsicle? Fluids everywhere?

“What was unsettling was that the fluid just kept coming,” Stuart Claxton of the Guinness Book of World Records told the Daily News. “It was quite a lot of fluid. On a hot day like this, you have to move fast.”

Ahem.

So, don’t be surprised when you see me laughing (kindly, with a slight amount of regret) at the people forced to commute to work everyday on the plain’ol freeways while I float along over everyone’s head in my flying beanbag which has a tiny hole in it along the side where the duct tape has come undone again and lets out a piddering amount of Styrofoam beads that fall gently on the roof of your car. You exclaim ‘It can’t be! We are so jealous!’ and I make it to work in 5 minutes instead of an hour.

Now I know it will happen.

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