Here is my totally unsolicted opinion about poor, poor Lance:
1. Lance may not be married because he hangs out with weird friends and is employed by people who would set up this website.
2. Maybe we should set up the website ‘EmployLance.com’ so he can have a chance at happiness. Case in point, ‘And he’s one of eight kids, and we think he wants a lot of kids, so you’d have to be down with the ‘big family’ thing.’ Yak.
3. And the answer is YES. If you are Mormon, approaching or arrived at 30 years of age and have not married and procreated at least 3 kids, this will happen to you. So hurry. It’s an emergency. Get the guy married STAT.
4. What if Lance is gay but just hasn’t come out yet? This ploy to get him happily married to a wonderful LDS woman would be very short lived.
5. What kind of female would be compelled to answer his company’s ad to date him? And if you were Lance, how would you know it was about you and not the publicity?
6. I love the way they cover all the bases just in case. “If you are already spoken for, but feel bad about the missed opportunity, why not share it with someone who can Date Lance” or you can apply for a job with his company, LogoWorks.
UPDATE: Dooce has a photo of the billboard on her site.
I wonder what Mormon Boy would have to say about this one.
leah, i’ve met lance several times. his brother was roommates with my boyfriend at BYU. SO SO WEIRD. his father is/was CEO of Black and Decker. wonder what he’s thinking about this, and the booty his 31 year old virgin son isn’t getting.
in the ‘photo gallery’ on the website, lance appears to be a very.very.nice.guy. as the images cycle through i can’t help thinking that he looks so…so…mormon. i guess it’s true that mormons have that ‘special’ look.