Name and address changed to protect the innocent….

Today’s Question:

I have a question, my pastor was given a cell phone by his church so they could reach him in respect to his job and for his convenience. Recently, the deacons requested an itemized bill to study. Is this proper? I feel like they should trust his discretion and be grateful they can reach him if need be.

Thank you.

TSgt XXXXXXXXXX

” Identifying Information Deleted”

Dear TSgt XXXX,

I suppose you read my column entitledCell Phone Protocol and thought I must be an expert on the subject. Sadly, I must confess that beyond having a personal opinion I really have no sound advice for you.

If you are in the position of power in a church, such as a Pastor, one would think that you would be trustworthy to some degree and checking the phone records might sound unnecessary. On the other hand, just knowing that there are checks and balances in place will discourage misuse in the first place. In defense of the deacons, it is their money paying for the phone and if they’d like to make sure there is no misuse going on, I think that’s fine. Smarter, would have been having the billing set up to go to them from the get-go since they are the financial backers.

I’m aware that you might think I’m being insensitive in regards to giving the benefit if the doubt to the man of the cloth. However, he is just a man just like every other man, although perhaps slightly more scrubbed clean under the circumstances. And in light of not being able to walk 3 inches through the news and not hit an article about misuse of power by men in position, in the church or otherwise, I think prudence might win.

best to you,
leahpeah

A Change in the Wind

Some of you might know that I frequently get emails with questions. I’ve answered a few here and there in my blog and I’ve also answered almost every single one in an individual reply email. I’ve decided that I’m going to answer them all here from now on for the benefit of all mankind. That is unless you expressly ask me not to in the email. Then, of course I won’t. Heaven Forfend….

So, if you have a question, send it on over. If I don’t know the answer and can’t find the answer…I’ll just make one up. And be warned…I won’t correct your spelling.

Today’s Question:

Dear leahpeah,

I’m only 14 and everyone else in my class is 15 already. Well, not everyone, but like almost everyone. Almost everyone my age will have their drivers’s licensess before me!!! So, what would you do if you were me? Do you know how to fake being older?

Love,
Simon’s Girlfriend XOXOXOXO
P.S.. i like your one painting with the ocean..!!! It make’s me want to go to the beach!!!!

Dear GF of Simon,

First of all, I’ve noticed that most people your age like to use the !!! button a lot!!! But, here is a tip: less is more.

Second, I don’t think you are really in that bad of a problem. You signed your name Simon’s Girlfriend XOXOXOXO and while I think you might want to take those X’s and O’s and put them away from future use instead of using them up so soon, being Simon’s GF might help you get in at least the passenger’s seat sooner rather than later. Just make sure his hands stay on the driving wheel….

Here’s hoping that Simon is a little bit older than you and smart enough to get you home by dark,

leahpeah

I got sucked in

I watched Donald Trump last night in The Apprentice on NBC. It was fascinating. I didn’t know if I’d like it because I really don’t like reality TV (besides Queer Eye) but I did. The women and men against each other…watching the teams try to come together. It was truly interesting and I’ll be looking for it next week. And the women kicked butt. : )

Also, this is funny and weird. His entire house was wrapped in foil. This report has pictures.

Tree Salesman

Joe and I went to get a Christmas tree about a week before the big day. We looked everywhere for a place that felt a little bit human instead of a tree killing frenzy. We decided to support Troop some# in TierraSANTA. They were your usual bunch of kids with the supportive parents here and there.

We got up to the open part of the gate. The scent of pine was in the air from trees piled up everywhere. A young man about the age of nine or ten, with hands pushed deep in his pockets to warm his frozen fingers, wearing a flannel shirt and boots, asks us in the utmost serious tone,

“What are you folks here looking for today?”

Joe and I looked at each other, with matching serious faces replied almost in unison,

“Well, a Christmas tree.”

“Step this way.” He outstretched his arm towards the tree piles. “Are you looking for a 7-footer?”

You could see in his manner that he took his job very seriously. We opted for a 5-footer and paid about $25 more for it than we would have at a chop-shop. But we did get a coupon for a free 2-scoop ice cream sundae from Baskin Robbins. Just what you want after freezing in the cold weather looking at trees….

I’ll do it the same way next year.

BallDroppings

sounds like some kind of waste product from the back end of an animal. But instread, it’s the most addictive game since Pong or Tetris. It’s genius, I tell you. It sounds like rain or windchimes. You can find the game here to download.But here is a disclaimer: when you find that 3 hours have passed by and you forgot to walk the dog, it’s not my fault. It’s Joe’s fault. He introduced me to it.

It's the 24th and all is well.

My car is back from vacation. The new belt is a little tight and it sounds like it’s riding a little high but all in all it got a clean bill of health from Wayne and Shawn at Tune Craft. I wonder if my car enjoys a new battery like I enjoy new shoes?

Take this test to find out how biased you are. From Tolerance.org.

Almost everyone yells at their kids and it doesn’t work any better now than it ever did.

Christmas is mere hours away.
My kids will be here on the 30th.
All is well.