“You keep touching my butt. That is like 4 times this morning.”
“Well, I like your butt. It’s so….nice and big and round.”
“Here’s a hint. Don’t tell your wife her butt is big and round.”
“What about the ‘nice’? I said ‘nice’, too!”
“But that is not what I hear. I hear BIG.”
“Hey, I like big butts and I can not lie.”
“I’m physically ill now. I’m gagging.”
“No. You’re laughing.”
Always a bad sign when you start quoting Sir Mix-a-Lot. Even if it’s true, you gotta keep that stuff to yourself! :-]
Also unacceptable – for a husband to say, “Oh honey – the baby is getting so big – you look like a whale!” I don’t hear “the baby must be healthy, and getting close, and you must be eatign right and making a great baby”… I hear “you look like a whale.”