So…
If you have previously been to our home for a party, been invited but were unable to show, or think you should have been and did not receive an invitation for our holiday/wedding party Saturday night … like, tomorrow dude… please call or email Joe and/or I for more information.
Due to our extreme suckitude, we may have screwed up the very simple process of emailing out invitations to our friends and family.
Please accept our apologies, call us, and come.