H: What did she say? Was she talking about me? I have to know what she was saying about me. She’s always talking about me behind my back.
M: She asked if I had an extra tampon. I told her I just ran out and offered her a pad but unfortunately, she isn’t wearing any underwear under that skirt.
H: oh…..
H: Do you have any extra form CR#1’s?
M: Well, that’s quite a bit less exciting, isn’t it? And is that code for something you’re saying about her behind her back?