Girl in the red vinyl miniskirt on El Cajon Boulevard = sexy. Because when she bent down I saw the holes in her white cotton panties.
Shirtless guy in the El Camino in Hillcrest = hot. Because when he lifted up his arm to tap his roof to the beat of Sir Mix-A-Lot – Baby Got Back I saw the white deoderant chunks in his pit hair.
The gas sation on University = supah sexy. Because I haven’t seen gas below $2.00 per gallon in months.