she: No! It’s really important that the carpet not clash with the bridesmaid’s dresses!
he: That blue-ish…purple-ish…green-ish color? That’s going to be hard…
She stares at him.
she: OK. Now let’s talk about the place settings.
She stares at him.
He butters his bread.
Slowly.
she: Are you listening to me??
…pause….
she: Don’t eat any more bread!