Exhausted both mentally and physically to the point of forgetting my own phone number and how to put on my shoes, snuggling with Joe was high on my priority list when I got home. It wasn’t until tonight that we both had the time and quasi-energy at the same time to attempt a snuggle-fest. We spooned on the bed, content to be together, and the sweet nothings ensued.
Me: What are you thinking about?
Him: Upholstery.
I’m so romantic.
Only a man comfortable in his manhood could admit that. And during a snuggle, no less.
I laughed aloud at his response. And then I wondered: “What kind of upholstery?”
Do you feel like suede? Silk? Satin? Oh, I bet that’s it. SATIN.
Everytime I made my way over to talk to you something (a drink) or someone (a BlogHer chick) stopped me. I’m so wishing I had! Here’s what I would have said (pretend like we’re still there, ok?)
Me: Hi. I know who you are. You’re talented and pretty and I’m a little afraid that your beautiful eyes will shoot lazers at me since you don’t know who I am.
You: Oh, hiiiiiiii. Yes, I do! I’m so glad you introduced yourself.
Me: Oh, goody! Can I lick you now???
Yep. Just like that.
mr. – i know you’ll make it up to me.
shiz – joe and i both have this terrible habit of telling the truth without filters. sometimes, it’s fascinating.
jes – my shirt had little stripes on it that were kind of like the feeling of corduroy but not quite.
mocha –
Mocha: Hi. I know who you are. You’re talented and pretty and I’m a little afraid that your beautiful eyes will shoot lazers at me since you don’t know who I am.
lp: Oh, hiiiiiiii. Yes, I do! I’m so glad you introduced yourself. because you rock and i would have been so sad to go all the way there and all the way home and not have chatted.
Mocha: Oh, goody! Can I lick you now???
lp: only if i can lick you back!
i’ve only seen lp shoot lasers with her eyes once.
now, her retractable claws are another story…
Hi. The book? the book project? Is it still on? I have somethings to talk about– But don’t want to be obnoxious or anything. If you need more info, contact me through my blog or email. Topic: Religion
I can’t wait to start reading your blog. I saw you on the panel, and I thought you were amazing. I’m glad you guys were there because you answered my question and also made me feel more comfortable blogging about my recovery.
Jen
Spooning Rocks!!
Wow, all the talk about licking. Sounds like Joe might get jealous. Ha ha.
I shouldn’t have read this while talking (to a customer) on the phone. It was hard to explain why I suddenly burst out laughing at them….
Dude. I’ve never been so desperate for a dose of good ol’ testosterone in my whole life. I think I’m going to purchase a travel sized penis for protection.
Hmmm…I wonder what Dr. Phil would think?
And spooning? Now that’s the way to relax!
Seriously, what kind of upholstery? Some paisely type stuff? Leather? Inquiring minds want to know.
P.S. I heart you and was so happy to meet you as well!
I’m so sad that my crippling anxiety kept me from meeting you. But, i was the first one mocha licked and you did miss out on that one.
If simply for the spooning (and it’s not), i think your wonderful
And that, more than any other reason, is why I want to get married.
I had the same thought as Jes.. what kind of upholstery? It’s just that when you read that point together where you can snuggle AND think of upholstery in the same cohesive moment…you know you’ve got it made. 😉
awesome stuff. 😉